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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

Why are we explaining today’s “climate change” as driven by human related “green house” gasses when natural “global warming” pushed sea level up to the “shores” of Topeka with no human contribution or even presence? Is Occam’s Rasor applied?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Then came..

Nuts and Butts

What are some good inspirational movies?

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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They put up a sign reading

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Is it possible for celebrities to remain anonymous in public without being recognized, even by accident?

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

Stunning Images Reveal The Sun's Surface in Unprecedented Detail - ScienceAlert

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Hi booktokers! What are we currently reading? 😊📖

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What's at the center of Mars? Maybe the stench of rotten eggs - Space

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

No go.

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